| Harry: | Louis, look at this thong! |
| Louis: | Buy it, you can show me tonight. |
| Paul: | NO. Harry, put it down. |
| Niall: | Paul, I want a pretzel! |
| Liam: | Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon. |
| Niall: | NO LIAM, NOW! |
| Harry: | Louis look! Underwear with cats on it! |
| Paul: | Harry, Louis, get out of Victoria's Secret! |
| Niall: | Pretzel! Now! |
| Liam: | Where's Zayn?! Has anyone seen Zayn? |
| Louis: | He's admiring his reflection in the windows. |
| Paul: | Zayn! |
| Niall: | Pretzel! |
| Zayn: | Oh hey there sexy. |
| Paul: | Zayn, stop talking to yourself- NO HARRY DON'T CHANGE INTO THAT THONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE! |
| Niall: | PRETZEL! |
| Liam: | *sigh* |
| new picture is uploaded | |
| Beliebers: | awww how cute is he! |
| Directioners: | STOP. WHO ALLOWED YOU TO DO THIS. MY OVARIES. FUCK YOU. |
| new fans come | |
| Beliebers: | WELCOME :D |
| Directioners: | get out they're mine. |
| new video | |
| Beliebers: | omg so much swag! |
| Directioners: | fucking gay faggots i love you. |
| gets a girlfriend | |
| Beliebers: | EW NO. |
| Directioners: | bullshit they're gay./ omg he's so lucky ugh. |
| album comes out | |
| Beliebers: | gonna go buy a copy! |
| Directioners: | buying 50 copies yolo |
| gets called gay | |
| Beliebers: | then why would he have a girlfriend. dumb shit. |
| Directioners: | LOL i know right |
| Who's 1D/JB? | |
| Beliebers: | omg how do you not know |
| Directioners: | nobody just walk away |
| shirtless pictures | |
| Beliebers: | YESS! |
| Directioners: | why do you have pants on |
| jealousy | |
| Beliebers: | that should be me! |
| Directioners: | ohh how i wish that was me! |
| tweeting them | |
| Beliebers: | you're my inspiration, follow me, never say never!!! |
| Directioners: | follow me you little sexual motherfucker then get in my bed xoxo |
